Naughty OR Nice
Naughty? Nice? ... shirts/sweatshirts/hoodies are perfect for the Christmas season! Get yours today, & why not order a few more for those you know would appreciate the sentiment?!
Choose from a few different options:
SAYINGS:
1. I Tried To Be Nice, But Naughty
2. Being Nice Is Overrated (2nd part available - see below)
3. Fuck Being Nice (2nd part available - see below)
4. I'm Too Old To Be Nice (2nd part available - see below)
5. Why Can’t I Be Both?
6. Hmm...Do I Have To Choose?
7. I'm Both!
8. NAUGHTY! 100%
2. SECOND PART:
a. Merry Fucking Christmas!
b. So, Merry Fucking Christmas!
c. Merry Christmas!
d. Neither a, b, or c (leave blank or if you want a custom text - up to 25
characters)
All designs are under copyright & trademark laws and owned by Death Is Certain, Life Is Not, LLC.
CHOOSING CLOTHING & ART/WRITING COLORS:
In the Mandatory Custom Section, please indicate which color choices you want. Here are the options. If you have any questions, please ask in the Chat Box on our site & we will get back to you ASAP, but within 1 day at the latest. You will always be speaking with a human being, but for now, it's just me. Thank you!
CLOTHING COLOR CHOICES:
Black
White
Red
Green
Blue (Navy or Royal) WRITING COLOR CHOICES:
Black
White
Glow In The Dark (White to Green Glow)
ART:
Comes in the colors as seen, but if you want the white in the Santa Hat & Candy Cane to glow, I can do that for you. Please indicate in the mandatory custom section on this page.
Exchange/Refund Policies
Exchanges are accepted up until 14 days after you receive the product. If there is something that isn't right, like the size doesn't fit you, let us know, send back the product, & we will ship a new one to you. S&H rates do apply.
Please note: At this time, we do not offer refunds, only exchanges. Thank you!
SIZE CHART
Clothing is UNISEX, so to know the best size for you, please see the chart below. If you have any questions, please reach out to us. Thank you!
UNISEX SIZE CHART:
Normal Women’s Size
Unisex/Men's Size:
XS
XS
Small
XS
Medium
Small
Large
Medium
XL
Large
2XL
XL
3XL
2XL
HOW TO ORDER:
1. Read Product Info. In the mandatory custom section, please write your choices (there is a 2nd space if you need more room. Ok to leave blank if not needed)
2. Also state if you do NOT want the glitter on the white of the Santa hat & the white & red on the candy cane, otherwise it will come as seen in pics (Side note: if you don’t want the hat & candy cane, please indicate here)
Examples:
1. Clothing:Black, Writing-White, Saying #1, No Glitter
2. Clothing-White, Writing-Black, Saying- 3 & b, No Candy Cane
3. As seen in pics
CLOTHING DEALS
