I Only Bite When Needed (well, & when I want to) Babies/Kids
Introducing our newest addition: I Only Bite When I Need To (well, & when I want to)! This fun and edgy design is perfect for all ages and can be found on onesies, shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies. Whether you're a fierce toddler or a feisty adult, this design is sure to make a statement. Made with high-quality materials and available in a variety of colors, these garments are both stylish and comfortable. Shop our collection and show the world that you only bite when it's necessary (or when you feel like it)!
Our clothing comes in onesies (only for newborn up to 12 months old) & then starting at 9 months old thru 5T: shirts (short & long sleeved), & starting at Kid's XS-Large, we have shirts (short & long sleeved), sweatshirts, & hoodies.
Adults - shop for yours under the DCLN Clothing Tab
PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS WHEN ORDERING.
If you have any questions, please contact us (ways to contact us is on the home page & we have a chat box). We strive to get back to you immediately, but no more than 1 day.
All products, names, & designs are under copyright laws and belong to Death Is Certain, Life Is Not, LLC.
COLOR CHOICES
Our pieces come in the colors you want. When ordering, there will be a custom section that is mandatory to fill in. This is where you will write down the color of clothing & the color of the writing/art that you want. If you don't see the colors you want, contact us & we will see if we can make it happen for you. Here are the choices for this piece:
CLOTHING COLOR CHOICES:
Black
White
Royal Blue
Navy Blue
Green
Pink (Light)
Purple (Royal)
Red
Heather Gray
WRITING/ART COLOR CHOICES:
Black
Black Glitter
White
White Glitter
Silver
Pink Glitter
Gold
Purple Glitter
Blue
Red Glitter
Pink
Blue Glitter
Purple (Royal)
Green Glitter
Orange
Silver Glitter
Red
Gold Glitter
Yellow
Yellow Glitter
Neon Green
Orange Glitter
Glow In The Dark
Metallic Lavender
Holographic Blue
Metallic Rose-Gold
UV Activated (Blue, Pink, Yellow, Purple)
Metallic Blue
SIZE CHART
Size
XS
Small
Medium
Large
Age
4-5
6-8
10-12
14-16
SIZES FOR NEWBORN TO 24 MONTHS
In the custom section, please indicate the size of onesie (newborn to 12 months only) and/or the shirts (short & long sleeved) for 9 months to 24 months. Thank you!
Exchange/Refund Policies
Exchanges are accepted up until 14 days after you receive the product. If there is something that isn't right, like the size doesn't fit you, let us know, send back the product, & we will ship a new one to you. S&H rates do apply.
Please note: At this time, we do not offer refunds, only exchanges. Thank you!
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